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Name: Mike
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Interests: golf and spiderman
Expertise: throwing shurikens
Occupation: pharmacist


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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

sunday afternoon

pharmacist and tech talking on an otherwise quiet sunday afternoon.  she then mentions how much she needs to go the restroom and is about to step out from the pharmacy.  then a man steps up to pharmacy.  pharmacist walks up to the gentleman and says, "hey, can i help you?"

man:  i'll have her help me...i know her better

tech:  its ok i got him

pharmacist:  go ahead to the restroom i'll take care of it...

man:  oh, you speak pretty good english

pharmacist:  *blinks*  yea...

[tech exits]

man:  you know those foreigners...they don't speak english none too good you know

pharmacist in thought:  what the hell?!  is this guy for real?

pharmacist:  [silence broken by typing of script]  oh...it'll be about 10 minutes, sir

[man leaves, tech returns]

tech:  you just met the biggest racist ever....he's worn t-shirts that say "this is what a white man looks like" here...

pharmacist:  PUHAHAHAAHA...


Sunday, March 11, 2007

counseling

one of my favorite parts about work is helping patients with drug therapy...i love giving advice and professional opinion...and i hope its really all good advice.  here are some examples...

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woman:  my friend has a bunch of ulcers in his mouth, i think its from all the meth he does.  will this work?

me:  (blink)

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man:  yo man...i gots pain in my sack....i think its from this tylenol cold and flu man..

me:  ur sack...?

man:  you know...my sack...the sack unduh mah penis.  it hurts man...

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woman:  my son (points to 14-15 yr old boy next to her) is now sexually active.  what condom should i get him?

me:  eh...i guess that depends on preference, but they should all be fine...

woman:  how bout this one?  (holds up ribbed...for her pleasure)

me:  that'd be just fine...(runs away)

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woman:  i'm stuck up...real bad

me:  stuck...up?

woman:  you know...constipated...i got this ROCK up there...

me:  ....a rock?  figuratively or literally...?

woman:  ....literally...?

 


Wednesday, February 21, 2007

korea dramas...

recently i finished "my name is kim sam soon"...and i just finished the 7th episode of "wedding"...both of which are good.  but honestly, i have to check every now and then to make sure my penis didn't invert itself.  what the hell is wrong with me watching all these sappy love stories...?!

in any case, there seems to be a formula for almost all the korean dramas...

1) there has to be a love triangle.  2 girls going after the same guy, or 2 guys going after the same girl, or 2 girls going after 2 guys but the 2 guys like the other 2 girls...which is less an triangle it is a square i guess.

2) there has to be a tragedy...someone dies of cancer, someone dies in an accident, someone is dating their sister (yea, that happens), someone is terribly disfigured (but its really just a unibrow or something). 

3) the lead guy has to be awesome at basketball and wear white belts with their jeans.  the girls have to be soooo cute you want to kick them in the face (haha jkjk) and talk like the stereotypical korean girl...."OOOPAAAA"

4) the furthest a sexual relationship will get is holding hands.  maybe there'll be a kiss or two but only after they've been dating for 2 or 3 years.  in "wedding," the've dated 3 months, been married for 2 weeks...and the guy's kissed the girl 3 times?  in that length of time, they should be working on their 4th kid. 

bedtime.


Sunday, February 11, 2007

to update u on some animes i've been watching ;)

bleach - on eps 114, the crappy bounto arc is done and the original plot is back.  some surprising developments!

naruto - on eps 220, still part of the crappy fillers i've been watching since eps 130 something.  but!  naruto shipuuden is coming on feb 15 where they restart it from where 130 something left off.  instead of naruto staying to go look for sasuke, naruto leaves and really does train with the hermit for 3 years.  thank you lord...this is exactly what i wanted!  i think the current naruto was actually getting weaker as a ninja as the episodes progressed...

eureka 7 - finished all 50 eps...it was great!  i hope they bring it back, they did leave it open for a sequel which i'll def. follow.  it is a little stuffy...u can only watch two kids hug each other for so long before you want it to go back to mechs blowing each other up.  its cute tho.

afro samurai - on spike tv...wow that is a very well animated show.  dunno if it was shown in japan or just contracted to be drawn in the states, but it has some of the coolest (and bloodiest) fight seens i've ever seen.  i saw about 4 episodes including the final. 

 


Thursday, January 25, 2007

new golf set

so after 1 full year of golf i've decided to celebrate my anniversary of golf by purchasing a new set...yes, new...i want to put the marks on these bad muthas myself...

yea, i'm short a few clubs...maybe another hybrid, and i need a sand sooner or later.

2006 ogio nitrous cart bag

ogio bag

 odyssey putter white steel #2

odyssey putter

2006 callaway big bertha 3-pw iron set (steel shaft)

callaway iron

callaway x 3 hybrid (graphite shaft)

callaway hybrid

callaway x hot 3 wood

callaway wood

callaway fusion ft-3 driver (10 degree)

callaway driver

i have to work a 14 hour shift in 6 hours but i'm too excited bout my clubs...its too bad they'll have closed the range by the time i'm done.  oh, and b'c i had to sacrifice a certain amount of wealth to buy this stuff, please help by taking mike out to dinner on occasion.  thanks.



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